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Amélie Podmore @ oddjobmods [08 Jan 2020 @ 1:33am] meet me at my window, at my window i could use a hero right now you could use someone to save someone like me someone who's not brave someone who's not free ( meet me at my window ) 0 link comment

001 | 9 February, 1998 [09 Feb 2011 @ 7:37pm] Good evening! This is Amélie Podmore also known as the face you all see every morning and probably have come to be incredibly irritated with given that that face is always smiling, despite the hour. It's a gift, ladies and gentlemen, and I would love to teach morning cheeriness to one and all, but it's not something that can be learned. (Note: It is not coffee. Hint: It is morning sex.) Anyway, I realized that I had not taken part in the assignment for these journals and I would hate to not participate when everyone else was sharing all sorts of exciting things about themselves. So. When Tobias proposed to me, I was sick in bed with the stomach flu. He was very sweet and visiting me, then sort of just blurted it out. I then proceeded to throw up on his lap. It was gross. I would not have faulted him if he called it off. But he still married me! And we're still married. So, the moral of the story, ladies, is if you throw up on your boyfriend as soon as he proposes, he'll stay with you for life out of pity. 3 link comment

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